Moment of Clarity: Todd Akin, Paul Ryan, And The Fifty Shades of Rape

by Lee Camp

Todd Akin told us the other day that not all rape is legitimate. Luckily VP candidate Paul Ryan seems to agree with him – at least enough to cosponsor a bill in which they carefully changed the wording from “rape” to “forcible rape.” Should these idiots keep trying to redefine rape? The entire nation is telling them no, yet they seem to think no means yes.

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